A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar.
He leans over to the big woman next to him and says:
"Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke,
you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall,
210 pounds, and I'm a professional athlete and bodybuilder.
Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2,
weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler.
And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5, weighs 245 pounds,
and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now,
do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The guy thinks about it a second and says:
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have
to explain it three times.

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