I think I have talked to this person
from Room Service!

TenJooBerryMuds

By the time you read through this you
WILL understand..."TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America
(our home land), we all need to learn the
NEW English language! Practice by reading
the following conversation until you are
able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit
right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between
a hotel guest and room-service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin!
      Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: ".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
    Sorry, scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I... don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
    know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!.Why Joo don Juan toes?
     Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it!
    You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter... just put the
    butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
     Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh
     and copy...rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're welcome."