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Presidential Techology - Tecnología_Presidencial
(In English & Espanol)

English: Bush, Blair and Fox were naked in the suana of the White House,
discussing anti terroism strategies. Suddenly a beep was heard.
Bush comments casually, "I have a microchip implant on my arm."


Espanol: Tres políticos (Bush, Blair y Fox) estan desnudos en el bano sauna
de la Casa Blanca. Discutiendo cual sera la estrategia aseguir para
derrotar al terrorismo. De repente se escucha un bip. Bush se toca
el antebrazo y el sonido cesa. Los otros se le quedan viendo perplejos...
"Es mi biper", Bush les comenta. "Tengo un microchip
bajo la piel de mi brazo."


English: Minutes later a telephone rings. Blair puts his hand up to his ear,
and when he finishes talking, he explains to the others: "That was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand."


Espanol: Minutos mas tarde, un telefono suena. Blair acerca la palma
de la mano hacia su oido. Cuando termina de hablar, el les explica,
"Es mi telefono mobil. Tengo un microchip en mi mano."


English: Fox, feeling completely like he has no technology cards to play,
gets up and leaves the sauna. A few minutes later he returns with a
piece of toliet paper hanging from his rear end. Bush and Blair
are stunned, and don't know what to say or do. Fox explains:

I'M RECEIVING A FAX"


Espanol: Fox, sintiendose totalmente fuera de lugar y escaso de tecnologia,
se sale del sauna. A los pocos minutos regresa con un
pedazo de papel higienico colgando de su trasero. Bush
y Blair se quedan atonitos, sin habla. A lo que Fox les explica:

"ESTOY RECIBIENDO UN FAX"

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