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~Hollywood Squares Responses~


If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics,
this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and
answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show
responses were spontaneous and clever not scripted and (often)
dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the
questions, of course.

Q: True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep.
Are you probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with
getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q: According to Ann Landers, what are
two things you should never do in bed?
A: Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

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