Golf

Humor

~Golf~

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when
at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it,
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that."

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